15 building marasmus

Construction, repairs, deficiencies, etc. - who does not know this? Everyone wants his apartment or house to become cozier, more comfortable, more, finally. But there it is: construction is also a science! Sometimes nothing happens without knowledge and experience ... But it doesn't matter - either Soviet wit or Russian idiocy come to the rescue. From the following series.

How to install the air conditioner? To make it all tight, smooth and according to technology. And so he worked! Taking fresh air from the room and blowing it into the room. Stop! How - from the premises? It’s very simple where the external unit was installed, from there it’s fresh and will blow: look at the photo how to do it:

But it was possible for the mind, on the street to put this very external unit! True, in this case it is necessary to take a closer look more closely - but nothing will prevent him from working normally and regularly?

 

Wrong with the size when measuring the window opening? Or bought a ready-made window unit, but it did not fit? Or, to confess, no desire to expand the opening to the required size? No problem! Our builders are the most savvy in the world, so they still stick a window to you - and you will be warm and happy!

And if the window unit is smaller, you can fill up half a meter of extra space with assembly foam. Promise that will be firmly:

This is not a Bulgakov Master's garret, today the semi-basement rooms are equipped with modern swing units:

Still would! This is because we even have Gosstroy of Russia, which will put new windows on it! Already set:

And still our builders do not like to do dirty and dusty work, when they have an ingenuity at their fingertips, which will help them to get by with minimal labor costs. This may concern, for example, strobirovaniya walls under the wiring. There is an outlet for the old wiring from the wall - you can put an euro socket and stick an euro plug in it. For Eurocurrent ...

And if the house is emergency, then it is dangerous to go out on the balconies! Therefore, there is no door to the balcony, only a window to admire a decent exterior view of the street:

Do you think it was specially built so that the tenant could not really go out onto the balcony? No, it's just places for windows and balcony blocks mixed up:

And who lives in a new house, but for some reason he didn’t get a balcony for the project - he was offended and would build it himself. On any floor - durable, spacious, and most importantly - with a door ...

It is also possible to build a staircase outside the building, but the builders somehow do not want to answer for its functionality ...

And in our residential entrances sometimes with stairs everything is fine, you just need to be able to use them correctly, because they may move - like in the movie about the magic school in which Harry Potter studied ...

You have a small bathroom, which does not fit the sink? No problem! There is a completely innovative solution to arrange in such a mini-room not a sink-tulip, but a sink- ... needyr or something:

And in the apartment below, build just such a water and sewer interchange:

And in order not to confuse the flow and return flow, paint the pipes:

And then surely you will be in the house convenience and happiness! Successful to you building decisions!